Calgon take me away!!!

Day 3 of John's absence:

As I was getting out of the shower this morning, I heard Daisy and Tony fighting like they were about to tear each other up. I ran downstairs in my towel to discover that I had forgotten to barricade the refigerator door. Tony, of course, had opened the fridge and eaten the entire 9x13 pan of chicken pot pie that I made last night to be my dinner for the rest of the week.

I know that it is my fault, but seriously...what beagle can eat that much in less than 10 minutes? Apparently mine can. I think I feel more sick than he does. I swear if I come home to throw-up or poop all over my bedroom I am MOVING here and never coming back!!!